"I went to Bass Pro on Bass Pro Drive to pick up a 12-gauge shotgun that I
wanted badly. I saw it on display, with a heavenly light shining upon it, and it
was the last one the store had. I placed my hand on it to take it and noticed
that a pretty red headed lady hand her hands on the shotgun too. Our eyes met
and I said ' mam, you got yer hands on my 12-guage,' it was love at first sight.
Chorus: I found my love on Bass Pro Drive."
In case you haven't figured it out, it's a comedy album of sorts.
(c) Tim Shrum, 2010